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!NOW PLAYING!
BAGMAN VS. LARB UNLEASHED
BAGMAN VS. LARB Episode 1(pilot) Bagman and Larb hurdle the daily obstacles of Vista Baño. Confronted by the challenge of winning a new Van at a local skate contest they dabble in a dark ritual to summon some help.
Bagman Vs. larb is unleashed!!
This is just the beginning of a brand new glorious nightmare! Couldn't have been done with out Josh "Hallhammer" Hall on the animation tip.Big props to our secret weapon Gus Rios lending huge double kicks and dive bombs to the sound tracks and also Creature Skateboards and Thrasher Magazine for the support.
TO BE CONTINUED!
This is just the beginning of a brand new glorious nightmare! Couldn't have been done with out Josh "Hallhammer" Hall on the animation tip.Big props to our secret weapon Gus Rios lending huge double kicks and dive bombs to the sound tracks and also Creature Skateboards and Thrasher Magazine for the support.
TO BE CONTINUED!
VID OF THE WEEK
Behold the WAZPZ video: An evolved species from the BEEZ video saga from the 2000's.If you know anything about that then you're some what prepared for the clinically insane editing and approach to skating contained in this vid..if not, prepare to be de-virginized in a way only WAZPZ can fuck you.
Wazpz from Josh Ellis on Vimeo.
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LARB TOP 5 ALBUM HARVEST OF 2019
No rules to this shit and No "professional” Critiquing bullshit here, just a list of "Noise" to explore and bust some boredom with thanks to an array of the Larb's affiliates, collaborators, friends and experts..Don't like it? Good,you can make your own shitty list.
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Lord Shitler: aka Samuel J Hitz III. Creator of all you see here and Host of this Larb “Top 5 albums of 2019” noise harvest thing..anyways:
-Piss Grave Posthumous Humiliation -Piss Grave Posthumous Humiliation: It hasn’t left the car stereo since it dropped requiring it be put on this list twice. The most hateful riff attack out. -Encoffinized Chambers of deprivation: the most filthy catchiest shit. Trashiest snare ever heard, started practicing in a ditch and accustom to playing parking lots. Started their own label “Sewer Rot” -Darkthrone Old Star: It rocks, it’s Darkthrone, it’s 2 dudes making shit with blinders on rejecting the “original”recipe of Blackmetal they helped to create.No elitist opinion here, It is just plane fuckin’ heavy. -Population Control Death Toll: Did not see this coming. Blind sided. showed up later in the year and still bulldozing. -Fetid Steeping Corporeal Mess:Lowest-most thunderous tones and execution.Played Lincoln City Rally earlier in the year and people were gasping. -Nekro Drunkz Terminal perversion : the best worst kings of degradation-blasting and shitting all over you. |
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Josh “Hallhammer”Hall: Simply could not have done Bagman Vs larb without him. Master of Low Brow animation,Shreds a Skateboard, started Cannabis Corpse with his Brother Landphil.
5.1349 – Dødskamp. I like my black metal like my women: Fast and covered in blood. (Can i say “fast and black?” Haha) 4. king Diamond - Songs for the Dead. If you don’t like king diamond you are not a friend of mine. 3.Municipal Waste - The Last Rager. Sounds great! Because it was engineered by me if course! 2.Shitlife-reign in bud. The best grind band out there. One hell of a fast and smooth blast. 1.Cannabis Corpse- Nug So Vile. Music forever changed when this album was released. Don’t have it yet? Well come see us on tour and buy one! And when I ask you if you like king diamond you better say yes. |
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Dead Eye Carlos. Known to have the darkest Youtube party’s in the neighborhood.My go to guy for unearthing the deepest most unheard vomit.has a dead eye and a exquisite rotten ear. Likes drugs.
-Whiskey Ritual Black Metal Ultras -Westside Gunn Fourth Rope -Darkthrone Old Star -Benny The Butcher The Plugs -*Arma metal punk attack (check out Area "No rules" GG cover) |
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Marz”the Inquisitor”Osbourne: first known to the Larb as Dive Bartender at Knuckleheads then discovered to be one of the baddest-blasphemous bitches to hold a guitar in the underground by fronting Bleeder and taking it to the next level and unleashing here solo beast Embraced By Barkness Mysts as Hulder earlier this year.
In no particular order. -Satan’s Eclipse- Impure -Mardom- Darkened Nocturn Slaughtercult -Reign in Supreme Darkness- Vargrav -Steeping Corporeal Mess- Fetid -A Tempest Through the Graves- Forbidden Temple |
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Texas Dan: aka “Skittles” aka “Kansas Dan”,151 alumni. Presumably has A locker at Brick by Brick rewarded for highest attendance in 2019. pretty much useless in this Harvest but I’ll probably ask him again next year. In his words:
I only get new albums when bands tour. So 2018 would be as close as I get. I don’t down load( don’t know how).Saw all these bands in 2019 Krisiun, Scourge Of The Enthroned. Dusk, withdraw. Skeletal Remains, devouring mortality. Kataklysm, mediations. Fine china, not thrilled. Oh, This is a 2019: The Ocean Blue. Kings and Queens Knaves and Thieves Seen ‘em last weekend. Excel,Kataklysm,Kiss,and Morrisey prolly being my top 5 shows 2019. |
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Kike: also known as Mike Smolik ,presumably prefers offensive nick name. Brother of Pete Smolik of Shorty’s fame. Ear tuned to the crust and the undesirable.Note: Only submitter to provide unsolicited links to selected noise.
-Meth Leppard Split with Blight Worms:Bass is overrated, 2 man from AU -Exhumed Horror (Fhlegm TV version) -Dodlage Hostile Regression: Portland crusties, guaranteed to be fighting Trump supporters on weekends. -Swordwielder :System Overlord I thought Swedish were supposed to be the happiest country? Only thing from Sweden more pissed is that Greta girl. -Tragedy Fury :They got a miniramp in their yard. Hand screen albums, own label, total DIY. Crust don't care if missed calendar by couple months. |
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Chad Gailey: Drummer of the mighty Necrot, Mortuous,Vastum and founder of Carbonized Records. No introduction needed and honored to have his submission.
-Blood Incantation - “Hidden History of the Human Race” -Fetid - Steeping Corporeal Mess -Cerebral Rot - Odius Descent into Decay -Witch Vomit - Buried Deep in a Bottomless Grave -Nightfell - “A Sanity Deranged |
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Shitwizard: aka Digger, true identity purposely forgotten. Founding member of Bleeder, Shit Wizard, NOD,Bag (who knows how many more)Knowledgable in a plethora of shitty demos and terrible skate spots earned his spot as valued Larb collaborator
Top 5 1. The Lord Diabolus - down there One of the best black metal demos ever now on vinyl 2. Perverted Ceremony - nighermancie/witchcraft - black candle invoker split. Perfect split of dirty blackness 3. Hulder - embraced by darkness mysts. Might be playing favorites but I’ve witnessed the chicks whole music career and she’s making some insane shit now. 4. Vomit Angel - imprint of extinction. Puke bath, sadogoat, sadomator, ogdru jahad. dude can do no wrong...or right? Added points for vomit. 5. Beherit - drawing down the moon. Reissues count rite? Fuk it. might be on my all time top fivers-Bite it. |
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Gus Rios: Gun slinging musician, Old school Skater,Death Metal expert, Drummer extraordinaire Currently for Gruesome, Create A Kill,Blood Reign ex-Immolation. Crucial Larb consultant and provided massive double kicks and dive bombs for tracks in Bagman Vs Larb.
In his own words: Well, turns out I'm just a crusty old dude stuck in the past. I got NO new albums this year! So here is a list of albums I listened to a lot this year...and probably most any other year. Death "Leprosy" Slayer "Reign in Blood" Slayer "South of Heaven" Suicidal Tendencies "Join the Army" Pestilence"Consuming Impulse" What can I say...these albums are no less effective to me today than they were decades ago! HaHa! |
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Taylor Smith, long time Larb Collaborator, attended both legs of Larb Fest 4, filthy artist with a passion for gore and humiliation and the head behind sporadically released yet crucial underground metal-skate zine “Coven”
These are my favorites of the year. Only the most vile filth made the cut: -Unborn Salivate-Paraphiliac Orgiastic Atonement -Fetid-Steeping Corporeal Mess -Prophets of Doom-Tumultuous Diabolism -Pissgrave-Posthumous Humiliation -Perverted Ceremony/Witchcraft split And honorable mention to MEPHITIC CORPSE-Immense Thickening Vomit, the most putrid death metal demo tape of the decade. |
BOARD(S) OF THE MONTH
TOTAL BAGS!
9 wide 14,5 wb, front wheel wells,ICE PIK shape.Hand painted, limited to 4.Orange bottom veneer--green top.contact thelarb@yahoo.com directly for acquisition.
9 wide 14,5 wb, front wheel wells,ICE PIK shape.Hand painted, limited to 4.Orange bottom veneer--green top.contact thelarb@yahoo.com directly for acquisition.
NEWS/SUPPORT TATICS:
WHAT?!A FULL PAGE AD, INSIDE COVER IN THRASHER?BETTER BELIEVE IT.YOU THINK THATS RIDICULOUS? WAIT 'TILL THE DECK IS RELEASED.
BAGMAN VS. LARB 8.8 DECK RELEASED LATE JANUARY!!
BAGMAN VS. LARB 8.8 DECK RELEASED LATE JANUARY!!
ATTENTION EUROPEAN DOPER METAL FIENDS.Our Bretheren in the Mighty Cannabis Corpse smokes Europe with Withered
The Larb was honored to have scribbled out a graphic for THE SAVAGE that is MILTON MARTINEZ on his new OJ wheel. Get the Thrasher DEC. issue and check his interview. His BARAGE of moves is mind fucking.HAIL THE NEW KING!!Congrats Milton on SOTY 2019.
FEATURED NOISE
A SELECTION TAKEN FROM THE LARB'S 2019 HARVEST:
Remembering Mark "Monk" Hubbard
We lost one of the greatest artists of our time. Rip Ride In Peace Roger Mark Hubbard.
Your influential Scars run deep into the earth and your spirit is forever accessible in the concrete and music.
You are thee ultimate proof skateboarding is fathoms deeper than just tricks in a video..the inspiration will never waver because of your work and dedication.
Your influential Scars run deep into the earth and your spirit is forever accessible in the concrete and music.
You are thee ultimate proof skateboarding is fathoms deeper than just tricks in a video..the inspiration will never waver because of your work and dedication.
