YOU HAVE FOUND THE LARB.WHY?
OUT OF PURE LOGIC AND NECESSITY.THE LARB BRINGS YOU IT'S XEROXED INNARD'S TO THE VIRAL STREAM OF THE WEB. ZINES,SKATEBOARDS,ART, NOISE AND SHIT.
WARNING: CROSS CRUSHER'S OUT NOW at NHS funfactory
CRUSH ALL OPPRESSIVE TERRAIN!!!
click link: all-skateboard-decks
9 wide 14.75wb "Cross Crusher's" in "black out" and "swamp fog" stains.
note:Beware of the Hideous and rare purple "flesh eater" stain infiltrating the limited release of 110 total.
note:Beware of the Hideous and rare purple "flesh eater" stain infiltrating the limited release of 110 total.
CLUBMIDNITEXHITZ COLLECTION 2019
The festive folks Club Midnite honored your favorite Bag: Samuel J Hitz the 3rd with a collection of Garbs and Hatts to wear to the next shitty kegger or parking lot party. Larb Art Animated by Josh "Hallhammer" of Cannabis Corpse and includes teaser track "blunt force domain" from their forth coming album
"Nug So Vile"!!! all this adds up to when hell of a party..Check it all out here:
Club Midnite
"Nug So Vile"!!! all this adds up to when hell of a party..Check it all out here:
Club Midnite
BOARDS OF THE MONTH:
GET OUT 8.25 bundle
all this Vomit in one box!. Classic (and rare for the Larb) 8.25 "get out" deck, T shirt, desecrated mob grip,sticker shit, Nod demo and mystery poster.
holler to acquire: thelarb@yahoo.com
holler to acquire: thelarb@yahoo.com
LARB ARCHIVAL DECK VOMIT EXCLUSIVES!!
for a limited time decks and artifacts seen here will be for sale.Inquire with in: thelarb@yahoo.com
OG HAKSAW'S: 1/666 and 0/666 with GRANDDAD HAK in the middle (first production sample attempt)
these specimens have been unearthed along with more unique decks to be displayed upon the Larb site all of May. Some for show and some offered for sale. Now accepting serious offers for the 1 of a kind Grandad Hak. contact: thelarb@yahoo.com
Once May is over they shall return to the crypt maybe to never be seen again.Let the games begin.
these specimens have been unearthed along with more unique decks to be displayed upon the Larb site all of May. Some for show and some offered for sale. Now accepting serious offers for the 1 of a kind Grandad Hak. contact: thelarb@yahoo.com
Once May is over they shall return to the crypt maybe to never be seen again.Let the games begin.
HAKSAW 2
..Unknown # of 420. all inserts still in shrink wrap: sheet of acid,Larb zine issue#3 and stickers.
This Hak is for sale and is accompanied by massive signed print out of graphic in its scanned originality. interested? contact thelarb@yahoo.com
This Hak is for sale and is accompanied by massive signed print out of graphic in its scanned originality. interested? contact thelarb@yahoo.com
HAKSAW 3's!!
What you see here(left to right) is HAK 3 covered in "subjected hand" heat transfer. ORIGINAL HAK 3 SAMPLE! (blue stain bottom laminate)covered in rattle can fade and adorned with now familiar SHED glyphs from 2011.Lastly, the final HAK 3 "get out" production run. these are some of the most functional HAKS ever developed and a Precursor to the always limited HAKSAW XL. Entertaing offers now: thelarb@yahoo.com
OG Haks with Stu and Heddings first creach graphs.. one of a kind:For Sale.
CRUISIFIX('S)!!
HItz' way of throwing a monkey wrench in the stupid "Cruiser board" game. Flip-flop kick tail's (or nose) gives the rider a choice to invert or not? Totally intended to confuse, irritate...and roll. Pictured below are 2 out of the 3 versions released by Creature a few years back including a hand painted specimen.
all 3 for sale: thelarb@yahoo.com
all 3 for sale: thelarb@yahoo.com
unreleased creature rip rider
The one that could've folded the company.The story is NHS Lawyers Chimed in and deemed this wicked little fuck a total liability (being made of aluminum and could potentially harm or kill-unlike all wooden skateboards, so not sure what the big deal was).Hundreds of this things were sitting on a boat in Long Beach only to be sent back to China to be literally melted down into obscurity.Only 13 survived and this is one of 'em. Ready to sell this to any willing lunatic: thelarb@yahoo.com
8" wide Creature Heddings!
This graph Idea was taking from his "Burnside guy lighting a fart" tatoo which lives on his arm. Originally it said "100% SKATETARDER" but I changed it last minute to what you see here now. Damit..should've left it. Regardless one of my favorite graphs I ever done and it was for my buddy Neil. This deck came with a little sticker sheet featuring beer cans and a executioner hood you could add to the graphic.The deck on the left still has it in the shrink wrap and is for sale.
make an offer? thelarb@yahoo.com
This graph Idea was taking from his "Burnside guy lighting a fart" tatoo which lives on his arm. Originally it said "100% SKATETARDER" but I changed it last minute to what you see here now. Damit..should've left it. Regardless one of my favorite graphs I ever done and it was for my buddy Neil. This deck came with a little sticker sheet featuring beer cans and a executioner hood you could add to the graphic.The deck on the left still has it in the shrink wrap and is for sale.
make an offer? thelarb@yahoo.com
Bonus Fodder:Buy it or BURN it
Denim Biker-guy type vest Issued to Creature riders For "Saints and Sinners II" High Quality,rare print, great condition,who cares? Mesh lining, two "tall can" sized inner pockets. Issued to Lord Shitler: guaranteed beer splatter, mint tooth pick in wrapper found in pocket,gernade pin. make an offer and Buy this Creature relic before its tossed in a OB alley and some Bum is seen wearing on Newport ave,
KING OF THE ROAD 2012 Creature Team shirt
Some kind of Bmx/paintball crossover garb issued to the creature team during the games.
Issued to: Lord Shitler.Staus: never warn, brand new FOR SALE.
Some kind of Bmx/paintball crossover garb issued to the creature team during the games.
Issued to: Lord Shitler.Staus: never warn, brand new FOR SALE.
That's plenty shit for now..Chime back in Later this month when the innards of this prody coffin is gutted and exposed..hasn't been opened in years.
PHOTO OF THE HOUR
Encoffinized: Larb parking lot death tour seen here at Pats in Ocean Beach CA. No warning, No hype.. just set up and crush.Find their shit here
Maggot Stomp: Artistshttps://maggotstomp.bandcamp.com/
Maggot Stomp: Artistshttps://maggotstomp.bandcamp.com/
FEATURED NOISE
Darkthrone: Never fails, Never cares..
Remembering Mark "Monk" Hubbard
We lost one of the greatest artists of our time. Rip Ride In Peace Roger Mark Hubbard.
Your influential Scars run deep into the earth and your spirit is forever accessible in the concrete and music.
You are thee ultimate proof skateboarding is fathoms deeper than just tricks in a video..the inspiration will never waver because of your work and dedication.
Your influential Scars run deep into the earth and your spirit is forever accessible in the concrete and music.
You are thee ultimate proof skateboarding is fathoms deeper than just tricks in a video..the inspiration will never waver because of your work and dedication.
