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Larbpocalyptic prophecies, predictions and whatnots in 2019
By enduring a cosmic hungover trance upon the porcelain throne in only a black robe, The Larb is able to project itself into the future and vomit prophecies onto the present. Scroll below to be warned of things to come..
-Chris Russell learns the 540 disaster and names it "the McMuscle".
-Olympic skateboard judges and competitors are replaced by Artificial Intelligence and holograms after background checks of any and all skateboarders known to man prove to be tarnished by outstanding tickets, vandalism, serial trespassing, disorderly conduct, drug abuse and or general unwholesome activity at minimum.
-Creature skateboards succumbs to PC pressure in the skateboard industry by changing it’s trade mark colors of Green and Black to Green and Blackish.
-Milton Martinez Thrasher skater of the year by a landslide 2019.
-Trump hires Grindline skateparks to build the Wall “skateable” resulting in support on both sides of the border while smuggling and general border activity continues as usual and undaunted.
-Canada Builds a wall of “K” Barriers dividing the two countries secretly masterminded by BA.KU. resulting in a epidemic of lower back pain in which the likes the skateboard community has never before seen.
-LARB FEST Picks up Viagra sponsorship, books Wayne newton and tours senior living facilities.
-The popularity of “King of the road” on Viceland gains monetary interests with big wigs at NBC and launches a more palatable version involving interior design and rollerblading dubbing it “Queen of the Road”.
-Slayer rejoins with Lombardo in 2019 extending its farewell tour to 2030.
-Grimple Stix taken to court by a conglomerate of confused mall skate shop owners for conspiracy to confuse and enlighten.
-Olympic skateboard judges and competitors are replaced by Artificial Intelligence and holograms after background checks of any and all skateboarders known to man prove to be tarnished by outstanding tickets, vandalism, serial trespassing, disorderly conduct, drug abuse and or general unwholesome activity at minimum.
-Creature skateboards succumbs to PC pressure in the skateboard industry by changing it’s trade mark colors of Green and Black to Green and Blackish.
-Milton Martinez Thrasher skater of the year by a landslide 2019.
-Trump hires Grindline skateparks to build the Wall “skateable” resulting in support on both sides of the border while smuggling and general border activity continues as usual and undaunted.
-Canada Builds a wall of “K” Barriers dividing the two countries secretly masterminded by BA.KU. resulting in a epidemic of lower back pain in which the likes the skateboard community has never before seen.
-LARB FEST Picks up Viagra sponsorship, books Wayne newton and tours senior living facilities.
-The popularity of “King of the road” on Viceland gains monetary interests with big wigs at NBC and launches a more palatable version involving interior design and rollerblading dubbing it “Queen of the Road”.
-Slayer rejoins with Lombardo in 2019 extending its farewell tour to 2030.
-Grimple Stix taken to court by a conglomerate of confused mall skate shop owners for conspiracy to confuse and enlighten.
NEWS PERHAPS?:
NEW SLED AND SLABS AVAILABLE NOW at NHS FUNFACTORY LINKS BELOW!!
HAIL SANTA?!Creature and Sam Hitz Release the all new SLED and SLAB just in time to desecrate the holidays! Rejoice in the tapered nose and stout tail design. Praise the the silkscreened graphic perfection! Both decks are limited to 100 pieces each and made in the USA at Watson laminates under the watchful eye and mind of Sam HItz from start to Finnish to ensure maximum potency. Choose between orange and black colored laminates and wheel wells of the 8.75” SLED or the straight up black and blue laminates of the 9”wide SLAB.These decks are also born of a slightly mellower custom S.H.E.D. concave with longer bellies intended to house the 14.75”/15” wheel bases more comfortably allowing your trucks to properly contact the deck.Throw anything you got at these things,The SLED and SLAB await your abuse!
OFFICIAL POSTER! Larb Grind Nite returns in a horrendous way: All these legends under one roof!!? better fuckin' believe it. Check that fine print?You're welcome.
MIND BLOWN.... SHOW YOUR SCARS FEST! Put together by friend of the Larb Matt fuckin' Olivo.Show your scars, See you there.
VID OF THE WEEK
Grant Levy Drops "EARTH MAMA".. Massive Private DIY Bowl feast only Colorado could serve up.These few minutes have a pleasing flow of High-end tricks and stacks..like a "6 pack of Coors piss" after a 2 hour drive.Who ever this "Dangler" crew is featured here..well they just made the LARB a super fan. They rip and bust all the proper coping abusin' moves.Salute.
BOARDS OF THE MONTH
"Vomit Totem" Slabs.100 made: 9 wide 15.wb black and blue colored lams.
"0 fucks" Sleds 8.75w 14.75wb limited to 100 pieces. Orange and black colored lams, bonus wheel wells.
PHOTO OF THE HOUR
HE WHO STANDS GRINDING AT THE ALTAR OF ALUMINUM SACRIFICE: RECENT JAKE REUTER SIGHTING AT WSVT
FEATURED NOISE: CREATE A KILL
Stabbing Death Thrash from the mind and blood of Gus Rios(Malevolent creation,Gruesome)."Sounds like if Slayer was born in florida..it's that good".All the crucial components of Evil Thrash with the technical-tenacity and blasts Florida death is known for.Consume the entire album "Summoned to rise" here:
CREATE A KILL
Remembering Mark "Monk" Hubbard
We lost one of the greatest artists of our time. Rip Ride In Peace Roger Mark Hubbard.
Your influential Scars run deep into the earth and your spirit is forever accessible in the concrete and music.
You are thee ultimate proof skateboarding is fathoms deeper than just tricks in a video..the inspiration will never waver because of your work and dedication.
Your influential Scars run deep into the earth and your spirit is forever accessible in the concrete and music.
You are thee ultimate proof skateboarding is fathoms deeper than just tricks in a video..the inspiration will never waver because of your work and dedication.
