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​ ALLIES AND FRIENDS OUTSIDE THE US
for shipping all pieces outside the U.S. please inquire within!!
contact directly: ​thelarb@yahoo.com

VOMIT BOX

Finally! LATEST edition of VOMIT BOXES ARRIVE:
Limited to 11 signed and desecrated..
​Killer distorted vomit tone to annoy and subject while writing your shitty masterpiece or butcher your favorite tune.
pairs well with mad Dog 20/20 and picnic tables. 
​hand shat by Lord Shitler and built to the LARB's specs by Smokey Amps. includes S.H.E.D. git pick and Vomit Bag vinyl sticker
​ SOLD OUT..more soon!

IMMERSED 

Wallowing in your own filth without shame. art By Visual malaise
​20.00 (+ shipping limited to Large and XL only)

SHITTY MUSIC RULES w/ RAT SHIT 45

Not only does this Larb classic T return but returns with the actual shitty music of a Rat Shit 45! After striking a lucrative distribution deal with the LA based "care-not rat obsessed rockers" the Larb decided to celebrate this juncture and  include the heinous 45 on the house with the T (while supplies last)
​It's a doozy: only 20.00 +shipping.and yes, includes Rat Shit 45.
​large and XL only,suck it.

 OG BHSB T

To celebrate this years hunting season the OG Blader hater T (originally scribed in 2004) is back in oversized print and High Vis orange for all heed. Only 2 dozen made so get it NOW! It may never return. We won,It's done,now it's back just for fun. Stick you wax where the sun don't shine. AAA 100% cotton T
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 GUTTED SEDATED 

NEW and highly limited GUTTED SEDATED long sleeve
​ EXCLUSIVELY AVAILBLE ONLY HERE AT THE LARB!!
(both sleeves and chest print on AAA 100% cotton LS T)
featuring art From Kevin Baekkel's new pro deck "two Moons" by Lord Shitler
sold out.

​OMA'S FLYER REGURGE VOL.1

​30 some years in the making..The old man gives The LARB access to his flyer archive to spill upon the youth. Early 80's vomit highlighting shows 
from LA,SD and TJ in full faded color.
5.50 includes S.H.E.D 88.m guitar pick and new sticker vomit collection
​sold out

LARB ISSUE 8 

One of the most requested issues restocked 
3.50 investment
Sold Out

E-MAN LARBDANA 

XL Larb Bandana Drawn by Eman himself. includes NEW sticker Collection and shipping.
Only 100 made
15.00 (overseas inquiries contact thelarb@yahoo.com)

DEATH EYES LP (Route 44 records)

 Eratic Stabbing stop and go rock and roll. Their self tilted first full length comes out swinging - pissed and articulate in two languages. A must have.
13.00 to your door step

THE WIDOWS LP(Route 44 records)

Classic Release from theses San Diego Punks. Swagger and big fuckin' sound..These Bastards know their way around a skateboard as well.
​13.00 to your door step

DEATH EYES/WIDOWS COMBO!!

Pony UP and get the combo for only 20.00. That price includes shipping and The Larb issue #11 for you efforts.

KILL!!SKATEBOARDING!!! T

​WHY? BECAUSE  IT'S  KILL!...Large and XL only
15 + shipping

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BLEEDER "TIME TO DIE" CASSETTE

RAW 6 SONG BLAST ON BOTH SIDES.PISSED,DARK UNPOLISHED BOOZER METAL MAGIC!! COMPLETE WITH INDULGENT BASS KICK MICS,CHAPPED VOCALS,RELENTLESS DISTORTION AND JUST THE RIGHT AMOUNT OF HISS.THE "TIME TO DIE" CASSETTE LIVES!
​FIRST OFFICIAL RELEASE OF 100 FROM S.H.E.D. RECS:COMES WITH SHITTY LYRIC SHEET AND LARB STICKER
 $8.50 CLICK THE BUTTON NOW AND FUCK OFF IN HELL!!

​SOLD OUT

BEER ALTAR  BALLER T

aggressive chugging a religious experience? then let us pray at the beer altar.
many thanks to our Zine Allie Taylor smith of the COVEN for the killer art. salute!
$25.00 limited numbers, comes with random back issue of the LARB zine and stickers

​SOLD OUT

"ARMS IN YOUR STASH" 

Issue#3 returns.. buried under how many years? dunno, but its back for a limited time. check out what we were up to close to ten years ago.
​3.50
sold out

SHITTY MUSIC LONG SLEEVE

its back, black and with printed sleeves. this one just baffles pedestrian minds.
get it quick only 50 made. only large, and XL left.
25.00 larb stickers icluded



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THE LARB ISSUE TEN

​Its all in there. hella pages covered in toner .
Cover:Jimmy Moore Ten years ago to the Face and another year in the Klink.
back cover: Putrid Pile Larb fest 2
3.50

​sold out

"LETS ROLL" pocket T: NOW 5 bux OFF

When you finally realize its just a bunch of Bull shit out there. come to the LARB for the Free Toilet Paper.limited supply.
also:Youth large for the Chicks with the same shitty taste and ideals!
​20.00

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LARB # NINE: INFESTATIONS!

Its just vomit,but the best vomit yet to infest theses pages.
cover:DAYWALKER dining on stalefish and C-minus in Tuscon.
3.50

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LARB KOMP KASSETTE SOLD OUT.

Selfishly we made this tape to satisfy our thirst for terribly good music.
15 Bands that worked and served with the LARB in the field have been drafted to appear on this KOMP: GOITER,VALDUR,LIFT KIT,SHIT WIZARD,TWEAKIN LIKE MATTY,KELP FOREST,RATS EYES,SUBJECTOR,HAMMERED AND MORE!!DEFECATING IN YOUR EAR!!
comes with  a zine and stickers.100 made.
10.00

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THE LARB ISSUE #7

conveyor belts of shite. more nonsense,that is skateboarding.
thanx to all the unknowing participants.
3.50 and it yours 

​sold out

issue 6: eye stabbing reality
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LARB ISSUE #5

finally...in black and white.theLarb returns to its original zine form...
...xeroxed trees filled with exotic locations and beautiful losers.
sold out

 SWEAT PANTS

tired of looking away in disgust at all the tight panters and fashion victims during your daily routine. vengance is yours...simply apply blackend sweat pants! officialy adorned with SHED's on lower left and right for maximum rudeness. 50/50 blend traditional sweats.
$35.00 stains not included
OUT OF STOCK

"OG" LONGSLEEVE

now declassified and available in longsleeves covered with SHEDs to acknowledge where this all stems from.
$49.00 
sold out

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"THIS AXE WAS MADE TO GRIND" DVD
second edition, hand numbered

highly elusive underground shred document. originally released in 2003
​ now available 'cause the Larb says so. this offer will not last.
$20.00 

SOLD OUT

all designs by Samuel J. Hitz III
made in america 2019
contact thelarb@yahoo.com for acquisition info.