Thank you to all that support the Larb
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​ ALLIES AND FRIENDS OUTSIDE THE US
for shipping all pieces outside the U.S. please inquire within!!
contact directly: ​thelarb@yahoo.com

SHITTY MUSIC RULES!! SWEAT SHIRT AND T PREORDER AVAILABLE NOW!

IMPORTANT NOTE: if you would like to bundle multiple items please email thelarb@yahoo.com and we'll customize your order.THANKYOU!
SHIPS BY 3/31/2021

SHITTY MUSIC HOODY

For the first time ever The "Shitty music rules!!"graphic appears on a classic Black hoody.

SHITTY MUSIC T

SHITTY MUSIC T

Also in Toilet Paper white

VOMIT BOX

NEWEST VOMIT BOXES Finally RETURN!:
Limited to 11 and Now More Toxic! Signed and desecrated.
​Killer distorted vomit tone to annoy and subject while writing your shitty masterpiece or butcher your favorite tune.
pairs well with mad Dog 20/20 and picnic tables.
​hand shat by Lord Shitler and built to the LARB's specs by Smokey Amps. includes S.H.E.D. git pick and Vomit Bag vinyl sticker
SOLDOUT IN RECORD TIME. Thank you Vomit Box Enthusiasts!
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IMMERSED 

Wallowing in your own filth without shame. art By Visual malaise
​20.00 (+ shipping limited to Large only)

 GUTTED SEDATED 

NEW and highly limited GUTTED SEDATED long sleeve
​ EXCLUSIVELY AVAILBLE ONLY HERE AT THE LARB!!
(both sleeves and chest print on AAA 100% cotton LS T)
featuring art From Kevin Baekkel's new pro deck "two Moons" by Lord Shitler
sold out.

E-MAN LARBDANA 

XL Larb Bandana Drawn by Eman himself. includes sticker vomit..
Only 100 made
15.00 (overseas inquiries contact thelarb@yahoo.com)

​SOLD OUT

KILL!!SKATEBOARDING!!! T

​WHY? BECAUSE  IT'S  KILL!...Large and XL only
15 + shipping

​SOLD OUT

BLEEDER "TIME TO DIE" CASSETTE

RAW 6 SONG BLAST ON BOTH SIDES.PISSED,DARK UNPOLISHED BOOZER METAL MAGIC!! COMPLETE WITH INDULGENT BASS KICK MICS,CHAPPED VOCALS,RELENTLESS DISTORTION AND JUST THE RIGHT AMOUNT OF HISS.THE "TIME TO DIE" CASSETTE LIVES!
​FIRST OFFICIAL RELEASE OF 100 FROM S.H.E.D. RECS:COMES WITH SHITTY LYRIC SHEET AND LARB STICKER
 $8.50 CLICK THE BUTTON NOW AND FUCK OFF IN HELL!!

​SOLD OUT

BEER ALTAR  BALLER T

aggressive chugging a religious experience? then let us pray at the beer altar.
many thanks to our Zine Allie Taylor smith of the COVEN for the killer art. salute!
$25.00 limited numbers, comes with random back issue of the LARB zine and stickers

​SOLD OUT

"ARMS IN YOUR STASH" 

Issue#3 returns.. buried under how many years? dunno, but its back for a limited time. check out what we were up to close to ten years ago.
​3.50
sold out

THE LARB ISSUE TEN

​Its all in there. hella pages covered in toner .
Cover:Jimmy Moore Ten years ago to the Face and another year in the Klink.
back cover: Putrid Pile Larb fest 2
3.50

​sold out

"LETS ROLL" pocket T: NOW 5 bux OFF

When you finally realize its just a bunch of Bull shit out there. come to the LARB for the Free Toilet Paper.limited supply.
also:Youth large for the Chicks with the same shitty taste and ideals!
​20.00

​sold out

LARB # NINE: INFESTATIONS!

Its just vomit,but the best vomit yet to infest theses pages.
cover:DAYWALKER dining on stalefish and C-minus in Tuscon.
3.50

​sold out

LARB KOMP KASSETTE SOLD OUT.

Selfishly we made this tape to satisfy our thirst for terribly good music.
15 Bands that worked and served with the LARB in the field have been drafted to appear on this KOMP: GOITER,VALDUR,LIFT KIT,SHIT WIZARD,TWEAKIN LIKE MATTY,KELP FOREST,RATS EYES,SUBJECTOR,HAMMERED AND MORE!!DEFECATING IN YOUR EAR!!
comes with  a zine and stickers.100 made.
10.00

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THE LARB ISSUE #7

conveyor belts of shite. more nonsense,that is skateboarding.
thanx to all the unknowing participants.
3.50 and it yours 

​sold out

issue 6: eye stabbing reality
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Sold out

LARB ISSUE #5

finally...in black and white.theLarb returns to its original zine form...
...xeroxed trees filled with exotic locations and beautiful losers.
sold out

 SWEAT PANTS

tired of looking away in disgust at all the tight panters and fashion victims during your daily routine. vengance is yours...simply apply blackend sweat pants! officialy adorned with SHED's on lower left and right for maximum rudeness. 50/50 blend traditional sweats.
$35.00 stains not included
OUT OF STOCK

"OG" LONGSLEEVE

now declassified and available in longsleeves covered with SHEDs to acknowledge where this all stems from.
$49.00 
sold out

"THIS AXE WAS MADE TO GRIND" DVD
second edition, hand numbered

highly elusive underground shred document. originally released in 2003
​ now available 'cause the Larb says so. this offer will not last.
$20.00 

SOLD OUT

all designs by Samuel J. Hitz III 2021
contact thelarb@yahoo.com for acquisition info.