Thank you to all that support the Larb
ALLIES AND FRIENDS OUTSIDE THE US
for shipping all pieces outside the U.S. please inquire within!!
contact directly: [email protected]
IMPORTANT NOTE: if you would like to bundle multiple items please email [email protected] and we'll customize your order.THANKYOU!
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IMMERSED II (pre order!)Display your alliance with the Larb and all thats vile on your chest and in the face of the Norms..
all preorders include Larb zine 12! 30 bux out the door! |
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LARB ISSUE 12BEHOLD KERBY OF GIRTH DISGRACING THE COVER ..YOU KNOW THE NEXT PAGES CAN ONLY GET WORST,BELIEVE IT. SKATEBOARDING, SHITT Y MUSIC AND TALES OF DUMBSHIT LIKE ONLY THE LARB CAN DO IT. issue 12 includes stickers, larb.bandcamp download and other assorted larb propaganda.10.00 to the door..hit the link below. (attention friends outside of US. contact the [email protected] for shipping price. Want multiple issues for your shop? contact [email protected]) |
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JOB REPPELLENT! NEWBATCH!!
It's true and proven to work.. keeping your favorite Curb or ledge buttery with Larb Job Reppellent will keep you far from work for days even months on end.Your welcome. Made by Full Send Wax exclusively for the larb. NOW WITH CIGBUTTS!!! 15.00 |
LARB DIVE ART! THE PERFECT SHITTY GIFT!!
9"X12" canvas 69$ out the door. price includes shipping
ALL SOLD OUT? INQUIRE WITHIN: [email protected]
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GOOD MORNING ASSHOLE
Classic best selling Larb Dive art ever. perfect for any crapper SOLD! interested in more? AQUIRE WITHIN [email protected] |
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BUENO DIAS PENDEJO
available in espanol perfecto ! SOLD |
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HOME SWEET DIVE
You know it is..scream it from the highest landfill at the top of your resonated lungs.. a piece that's sure to warm up any dive. SOLD |
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THIS PLACE SUCKS I LIKE IT
Now were taking Dive art..a perfect gift for your favorite squat or shitty basement bartender. SOLD |
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NO SLEEP TILL BURNSIDE
doesn't get any better than this..don't sleep on this one..literally. SOLD |
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THIA PLACE SUCKS I LIKE IT (RED)
A term of endearment but not for the faint of heart. SOLD |
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SHITTY MUSIC RULES T'S 2023OUTA STOCK..
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VOMIT BOX COMPILATIONNo cassette is safe from being dubbed over with the heinously scrumptious collection of vomit box distorted tracks from 16 bands! click below! INCLUDES STICKER!
currently out of stock: visit https://thelarb.bandcamp.com/ for this title and more! |
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Shitty Music Rules Mix TapeYup, bought a couple dozen Cassette tapes and pressed record while Decks and Dive Decor were being painted..Multi tasking if you will.So if you want to here whats spewing from the Larb's possessed shite pod while in the trance of fumes..click the button below.60 minutes of twisted corners, peaks and valleys. Every one different too, like shitty little sonic snow flakes.
Get after it while supplies last or over it. 17.00 clams out the door. Includes shipping, baggery and what ever stickers are laying around the altar. SHIPPING IN US ONLY (outside US inquire within [email protected]) Currently SOLD OUT. new edition soon! |
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VOMIT BOX IIWelcome to the V2 Vomit Box with "Gain Mutilation" switch.
new limited batch soon! |
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IMMERSEDWallowing in your own filth without shame. art By Visual malaise
20.00 (+ shipping limited to Large only) |
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GUTTED SEDATEDNEW and highly limited GUTTED SEDATED long sleeve
EXCLUSIVELY AVAILBLE ONLY HERE AT THE LARB!! (both sleeves and chest print on AAA 100% cotton LS T) featuring art From Kevin Baekkel's new pro deck "two Moons" by Lord Shitler sold out. |
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E-MAN LARBDANAXL Larb Bandana Drawn by Eman himself. includes sticker vomit..
Only 100 made 15.00 (overseas inquiries contact [email protected]) SOLD OUT |
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KILL!!SKATEBOARDING!!! TWHY? BECAUSE IT'S KILL!...Large and XL only
15 + shipping SOLD OUT |
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BLEEDER "TIME TO DIE" CASSETTERAW 6 SONG BLAST ON BOTH SIDES.PISSED,DARK UNPOLISHED BOOZER METAL MAGIC!! COMPLETE WITH INDULGENT BASS KICK MICS,CHAPPED VOCALS,RELENTLESS DISTORTION AND JUST THE RIGHT AMOUNT OF HISS.THE "TIME TO DIE" CASSETTE LIVES!
FIRST OFFICIAL RELEASE OF 100 FROM S.H.E.D. RECS:COMES WITH SHITTY LYRIC SHEET AND LARB STICKER $8.50 CLICK THE BUTTON NOW AND FUCK OFF IN HELL!! SOLD OUT |
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BEER ALTAR BALLER T
aggressive chugging a religious experience? then let us pray at the beer altar.
many thanks to our Zine Allie Taylor smith of the COVEN for the killer art. salute! $25.00 limited numbers, comes with random back issue of the LARB zine and stickers SOLD OUT |
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"ARMS IN YOUR STASH"Issue#3 returns.. buried under how many years? dunno, but its back for a limited time. check out what we were up to close to ten years ago.
3.50 sold out |
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THE LARB ISSUE TENIts all in there. hella pages covered in toner .
Cover:Jimmy Moore Ten years ago to the Face and another year in the Klink. back cover: Putrid Pile Larb fest 2 sold out |
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"LETS ROLL" pocket T: NOW 5 bux OFFWhen you finally realize its just a bunch of Bull shit out there. come to the LARB for the Free Toilet Paper.limited supply.
also:Youth large for the Chicks with the same shitty taste and ideals! 20.00 sold out 
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LARB # NINE: INFESTATIONS!Its just vomit,but the best vomit yet to infest theses pages.
cover:DAYWALKER dining on stalefish and C-minus in Tuscon. 3.50 |
LARB KOMP KASSETTE SOLD OUT.
Selfishly we made this tape to satisfy our thirst for terribly good music.
15 Bands that worked and served with the LARB in the field have been drafted to appear on this KOMP: GOITER,VALDUR,LIFT KIT,SHIT WIZARD,TWEAKIN LIKE MATTY,KELP FOREST,RATS EYES,SUBJECTOR,HAMMERED AND MORE!!DEFECATING IN YOUR EAR!!
comes with a zine and stickers.100 made.
10.00
15 Bands that worked and served with the LARB in the field have been drafted to appear on this KOMP: GOITER,VALDUR,LIFT KIT,SHIT WIZARD,TWEAKIN LIKE MATTY,KELP FOREST,RATS EYES,SUBJECTOR,HAMMERED AND MORE!!DEFECATING IN YOUR EAR!!
comes with a zine and stickers.100 made.
10.00
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THE LARB ISSUE #7conveyor belts of shite. more nonsense,that is skateboarding.
thanx to all the unknowing participants. sold out |
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issue 6: eye stabbing reality
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LARB ISSUE #5finally...in black and white.theLarb returns to its original zine form...
...xeroxed trees filled with exotic locations and beautiful losers. sold out |
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SWEAT PANTStired of looking away in disgust at all the tight panters and fashion victims during your daily routine. vengance is yours...simply apply blackend sweat pants! officialy adorned with SHED's on lower left and right for maximum rudeness. 50/50 blend traditional sweats.
$35.00 stains not included OUT OF STOCK |
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"OG" LONGSLEEVEnow declassified and available in longsleeves covered with SHEDs to acknowledge where this all stems from.
$49.00 sold out |
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"THIS AXE WAS MADE TO GRIND" DVD
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all designs by Samuel J. Hitz III 2022
contact [email protected] for acquisition info.
contact [email protected] for acquisition info.
