Thank you to all that support the Larb
ALLIES AND FRIENDS OUTSIDE THE US
for shipping all pieces outside the U.S. please inquire within!!
contact directly: thelarb@yahoo.com
IMPORTANT NOTE: if you would like to bundle multiple items please email thelarb@yahoo.com and we'll customize your order.THANKYOU!
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Shitty Music Rules Mix TapeYup, bought a couple dozen Cassette tapes and pressed record while Decks and Dive Decor were being painted..Multi tasking if you will.So if you want to here whats spewing from the Larb's possessed shite pod while in the trance of fumes..click the button below.60 minutes of twisted corners, peaks and valleys. Every one different too, like shitty little sonic snow flakes.
Get after it while supplies last or over it. 17.00 clams out the door. Includes shipping, baggery and what ever stickers are laying around the altar. SHIPPING IN US ONLY (outside US inquire within thelarb@yhoo.com) Currently SOLD OUT. new edition soon! |
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SHITTY MUSIC HOODYFor the first time ever The "Shitty music rules!!"graphic appears on a classic Black hoody.
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SHITTY MUSIC T |
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SHITTY MUSIC TAlso in Toilet Paper white
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VOMIT BOXNEWEST VOMIT BOXES Finally RETURN!:
Limited to 11 and Now More Toxic! Signed and desecrated. Killer distorted vomit tone to annoy and subject while writing your shitty masterpiece or butcher your favorite tune. pairs well with mad Dog 20/20 and picnic tables. hand shat by Lord Shitler and built to the LARB's specs by Smokey Amps. includes S.H.E.D. git pick and Vomit Bag vinyl sticker SOLDOUT IN RECORD TIME. Thank you Vomit Box Enthusiasts! |
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IMMERSEDWallowing in your own filth without shame. art By Visual malaise
20.00 (+ shipping limited to Large only) |
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GUTTED SEDATEDNEW and highly limited GUTTED SEDATED long sleeve
EXCLUSIVELY AVAILBLE ONLY HERE AT THE LARB!! (both sleeves and chest print on AAA 100% cotton LS T) featuring art From Kevin Baekkel's new pro deck "two Moons" by Lord Shitler sold out. |
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E-MAN LARBDANAXL Larb Bandana Drawn by Eman himself. includes sticker vomit..
Only 100 made 15.00 (overseas inquiries contact thelarb@yahoo.com) SOLD OUT |
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KILL!!SKATEBOARDING!!! TWHY? BECAUSE IT'S KILL!...Large and XL only
15 + shipping SOLD OUT |
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BLEEDER "TIME TO DIE" CASSETTERAW 6 SONG BLAST ON BOTH SIDES.PISSED,DARK UNPOLISHED BOOZER METAL MAGIC!! COMPLETE WITH INDULGENT BASS KICK MICS,CHAPPED VOCALS,RELENTLESS DISTORTION AND JUST THE RIGHT AMOUNT OF HISS.THE "TIME TO DIE" CASSETTE LIVES!
FIRST OFFICIAL RELEASE OF 100 FROM S.H.E.D. RECS:COMES WITH SHITTY LYRIC SHEET AND LARB STICKER $8.50 CLICK THE BUTTON NOW AND FUCK OFF IN HELL!! SOLD OUT |
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BEER ALTAR BALLER T
aggressive chugging a religious experience? then let us pray at the beer altar.
many thanks to our Zine Allie Taylor smith of the COVEN for the killer art. salute! $25.00 limited numbers, comes with random back issue of the LARB zine and stickers SOLD OUT |
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"ARMS IN YOUR STASH"Issue#3 returns.. buried under how many years? dunno, but its back for a limited time. check out what we were up to close to ten years ago.
3.50 sold out |
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THE LARB ISSUE TENIts all in there. hella pages covered in toner .
Cover:Jimmy Moore Ten years ago to the Face and another year in the Klink. back cover: Putrid Pile Larb fest 2 3.50 sold out |
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"LETS ROLL" pocket T: NOW 5 bux OFFWhen you finally realize its just a bunch of Bull shit out there. come to the LARB for the Free Toilet Paper.limited supply.
also:Youth large for the Chicks with the same shitty taste and ideals! 20.00 sold out 
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LARB # NINE: INFESTATIONS!Its just vomit,but the best vomit yet to infest theses pages.
cover:DAYWALKER dining on stalefish and C-minus in Tuscon. 3.50 sold out |
LARB KOMP KASSETTE SOLD OUT.
Selfishly we made this tape to satisfy our thirst for terribly good music.
15 Bands that worked and served with the LARB in the field have been drafted to appear on this KOMP: GOITER,VALDUR,LIFT KIT,SHIT WIZARD,TWEAKIN LIKE MATTY,KELP FOREST,RATS EYES,SUBJECTOR,HAMMERED AND MORE!!DEFECATING IN YOUR EAR!!
comes with a zine and stickers.100 made.
10.00
15 Bands that worked and served with the LARB in the field have been drafted to appear on this KOMP: GOITER,VALDUR,LIFT KIT,SHIT WIZARD,TWEAKIN LIKE MATTY,KELP FOREST,RATS EYES,SUBJECTOR,HAMMERED AND MORE!!DEFECATING IN YOUR EAR!!
comes with a zine and stickers.100 made.
10.00
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THE LARB ISSUE #7conveyor belts of shite. more nonsense,that is skateboarding.
thanx to all the unknowing participants. 3.50 and it yours sold out |
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issue 6: eye stabbing reality
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LARB ISSUE #5finally...in black and white.theLarb returns to its original zine form...
...xeroxed trees filled with exotic locations and beautiful losers. sold out |
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SWEAT PANTStired of looking away in disgust at all the tight panters and fashion victims during your daily routine. vengance is yours...simply apply blackend sweat pants! officialy adorned with SHED's on lower left and right for maximum rudeness. 50/50 blend traditional sweats.
$35.00 stains not included OUT OF STOCK |
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"OG" LONGSLEEVEnow declassified and available in longsleeves covered with SHEDs to acknowledge where this all stems from.
$49.00 sold out |
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"THIS AXE WAS MADE TO GRIND" DVD
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all designs by Samuel J. Hitz III 2022
contact thelarb@yahoo.com for acquisition info.
contact thelarb@yahoo.com for acquisition info.
