ARTIFACTS
THE DOG BOY HUMAN TRAINING STICKAssembled during the "life of pain tour" this tool was created out of sheer boredom but became very usefull at sharpening hand-eye coordination skills.
the first exersizes were games of catch, hurling the tool up to fifty feet.this soon morphed into another exersize called "just stand there".This is where a team mate would chuk it into your proximity allowing it to land as closely as possible to you with out flinching,a dog boy favorite. note:not seen, the tail piece fashioned with spitfire sticker guidance feathers. -Charles Wood |
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JOHN MCGUIRES SKETCHY FACEBEANIESSome of theses reach back to his childhood where the fetish/power was first realized.as the ages pressed on he found he could not shake thee addiction and embraced it...witnesses say powers have been applied in the humid summers of milwaukee when attempting a double-180-zorch and teeter.the collection grows and so does the mysteries of J.Mcguire.
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DAN DREHOBL'S LEATHER VERT LACEDans vert techniques were revealed durning recent CLMT BOWL sessions. big backsides ciggarette airials,copenhagen plants, Indy needle points and possibly some clubbing in the mission beach/PB areas.claims were made that all the power could be attributed to the leather laces applied to his vert shoes. witnesses: a few. -Montgomery Redwing |
ALIOTTO CORNERBLOCK
This block lied underneath one of Eddie Aliotto's face high frontside corner airs. this olympic-sized hotel pool was demolished later that night.recruits were assigned to scurry through the rubble and retrieve the artifact...years later it became an altar of pilgrimage and offerings were placed. various tiles,skull-fragments,goat/walrus teeth and half set of sure grip clay wheels have been presented to the altar.
..still to this date it was one of the highest corner airs known to man in a natural setting-Lemmme Baggs
location:undisclosed
witnesses:yes
..still to this date it was one of the highest corner airs known to man in a natural setting-Lemmme Baggs
location:undisclosed
witnesses:yes
CRYSTAL HAKSAW
Origins shrouded in a veil of secrecy..once the powers and ridiculousness of the
artifact was realized a vote was taken.
It was decided to be immediatly smashed and cast to the 11 corners of the earth.
-taken from article 8 of the hesh-book-of-law(pre-scripts 99-13)
last known photo after ritual smashing.
artifact was realized a vote was taken.
It was decided to be immediatly smashed and cast to the 11 corners of the earth.
-taken from article 8 of the hesh-book-of-law(pre-scripts 99-13)
last known photo after ritual smashing.
P-STONES BEER HELMET
The beloved THRASHER BEER HELMET of P-stone video fame.
presented to Samuel J Shitler the 3rd upon his pilgrimage north. word on the street:
parties in japan offered 5 grand for the artifact. its been recorded that shitler will take
no less then 10 large.
-the Larb
presented to Samuel J Shitler the 3rd upon his pilgrimage north. word on the street:
parties in japan offered 5 grand for the artifact. its been recorded that shitler will take
no less then 10 large.
-the Larb
TRIPLE HOLE/KEY HOLE TILE
TURF Tiles recently pillaged by Pete"to the max"Burnside.
construction crews accidently unearthed the skatepark ruins during freeway renovations.it is rumored that ex-locals ZOR and OZ confiscated the tiles,pulverized them into dust and snorted them for safe keeping.
fact-the lipslide gully was excavated and skated for one night.
good job.
-the Larb
construction crews accidently unearthed the skatepark ruins during freeway renovations.it is rumored that ex-locals ZOR and OZ confiscated the tiles,pulverized them into dust and snorted them for safe keeping.
fact-the lipslide gully was excavated and skated for one night.
good job.
-the Larb
AL PARTANEN'S SHED SHIRT
also known to his comrade's as a"power shirt". the power
is atained after he molests a shirt with knife or stone until its transformed into this hedious creation seen before you. this artifact in particular can be seen activated in the "tony and al show" during the skate rock tour of 07? -JL note:shirt has been discarded several times and mysterioulsy returns. |
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GALLERY
QUIGG ARTA master of sculpting,midnight oils,cans and mustaches. his gore and humor has been applied to skateboards and canvas.here is one of many pieces recently sighted in a seattle shitshow.
A LARB fav, stay tuned for more aquisitions... 
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STEVE SOMERS
"deep throat"
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INDIGENT SAL
last known owner:Neil Heddings
about the artist: Sal is mostly known for his antics with the indegents.turns out dude can paint some shit.last seen crusting some where in orange county.
title unknown to the larb.
about the artist: Sal is mostly known for his antics with the indegents.turns out dude can paint some shit.last seen crusting some where in orange county.
title unknown to the larb.
